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PATCHED THE CHURCH – LOGGED OUT IRL
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The divine sysadmin waves farewell after the most grueling debugging session in cosmic history. Having patched 1.2 billion human NPCs with the latest soul firmware update, the Creator logs off Earth's server for a well-deserved break. The ultimate celestial speedrunner, achieving paradise access with zero exploits—just pure divine intervention and immaculate execution. The heavenly leaderboard will never be the same. Blessed runs only.
More details
- Paper thickness: 0.26mm
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO brightness: 104%
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rho_9_Systems
- Email: contact@support.shop.rho-9.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
